View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
Nerd2
Joined: 06 Jun 2010 Posts: 7659
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 12:57 am ::: The Diana Taurasi "Excuse of the Game" Game |
Reply |
|
"Jetlag." "Dental procedure." "Dizziness from dental procedure." These are the excuses professionals come up with. Think you can do better? Well now's your chance! Come up with the best excuse and maybe Diana will use it in her next non-game.
I'm still sticking with "sprained bun."
|
|
luvDhoops
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 8229
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 1:13 am ::: |
Reply |
|
"Did a little too much partying with Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte."
_________________ "He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon. " Daenarys Targaryen, "Game of Thrones"
|
|
kojthiabkuv
Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 1860
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 1:33 am ::: |
Reply |
|
luvDhoops wrote: |
"Did a little too much partying with Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte." |
This would be absolutely legit.
|
|
Tally24
Joined: 14 Feb 2012 Posts: 2709 Location: Baton Rouge
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 1:39 am ::: |
Reply |
|
I dunno it looked like LJ came back a little too soon or played to much to soon because she looked a little out of sorts.
So I'm going with the fact that when you have your wisdom teeth out and even 1 is impacted it sucks. So she probably wasn't ready to come back. |
|
Michelle89
Joined: 17 Nov 2010 Posts: 16467 Location: Holland
Back to top |
|
Richard 77
Joined: 19 Nov 2004 Posts: 4155 Location: Lake Mills, Wisconsin
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 4:16 am ::: |
Reply |
|
"Someone downloaded all of Angel's songs onto my iPod."_________________ If you cannot inspire yourself to read a book about women's basketball, or any book about women's sports, you cannot inspire any young girl or boy to write a book about them. http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/Richardstrek
Adding: Write Funko. The WNBA should have Pops. |
|
Jordan3
Joined: 07 Jun 2009 Posts: 857 Location: Atlanta, GA
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 6:20 am ::: |
Reply |
|
shyguy1701 wrote: |
"Someone downloaded all of Angel's songs onto my iPod." |
LMAO!!!!!!!
_________________ Jordan3
GO DREAM!!!
|
|
Queenie
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 18066 Location: Queens
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 7:46 am ::: |
Reply |
|
Beat me to it. (I was holding off because too many Mercury fans seem to have left their senses of humor at home when it comes to this. And I was even looking for prizes to give away...)
_________________ Ardent believer in the separation of church and stadium.
|
|
petrel
Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 8:55 am ::: |
Reply |
|
"religious holiday: Feast of Maximum Occupancy"
|
|
luvDhoops
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 8229
Back to top |
|
Martini Man
Joined: 31 Aug 2011 Posts: 4399 Location: Canada
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 9:01 am ::: |
Reply |
|
She lost her drivers licence for the next month due to another DUI, and had no way to get to work.
_________________ Cheers Mate!!
|
|
caune
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 17919 Location: Valley of the Bun
Back to top |
|
pilight
Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 67125 Location: Where the action is
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 9:10 am ::: |
Reply |
|
Immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention
_________________ I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind
|
|
myrtle
Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 32341
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 9:50 am ::: |
Reply |
|
death in the family (her great Uncle's ex-wife's nephew's 17 year old cat died)
|
|
Michelle89
Joined: 17 Nov 2010 Posts: 16467 Location: Holland
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 9:52 am ::: |
Reply |
|
Her dog was kidnapped
_________________ "Sue Bird and Lauren Jackson were and are the dynamic duo. They're the one-two punch. They're all the clich�s possible to describe people that perfectly complement each other, who make each other better and also bring out the best in the team." �Karen Bryant
|
|
jammerbirdi
Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 21046
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 10:03 am ::: |
Reply |
|
shyguy1701 wrote: |
"Someone downloaded all of Angel's songs onto my iPod." |
Hahaha!!!
She said,
I got the Boogie Fever...
buh buh bump bump buh bump
I think it's goin' around_________________ Every woman who has ever been presented with a career/sex quid pro quo in the entertainment industry should come forward and simply say, “Me, too.” - jammer The New York Times 10/10/17 |
|
BCBG25
Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 20112 Location: Sampa
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 10:07 am ::: |
Reply |
|
Chronic Tanktitis.
_________________ Kings of the World!
|
|
Shades
Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 63938
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 10:12 am ::: |
Reply |
|
Michelle89 wrote: |
Her dog was kidnapped |
How could this happen with LifeLock?
How about this for an excuse? LifeLock inadvertently locked her in her home, she missed practice and therefore Gaines couldn't let her play. They wouldn't be as well-oiled a machine with Taurasi missing practice.
_________________ Nnekalonians 1:14 - Thou shalt not accept that which is not earned
|
|
seeword
Joined: 17 Apr 2010 Posts: 138
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 10:15 am ::: |
Reply |
|
She had a date with an Angel
|
|
Shades
Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 63938
Back to top |
|
dtsnms
Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 18815
Back to top |
Posted: 08/24/12 11:22 am ::: |
Reply |
|
This whole thread is just sad.
|
|
Shades
Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 63938
Back to top |
|
seeword
Joined: 17 Apr 2010 Posts: 138
Back to top |
|
mercfan3
Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 19831
Back to top |
|
myrtle
Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 32341
Back to top |
|
|
|