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PostPosted: 05/05/21 7:14 pm    ::: For the person who has everything Reply Reply with quote




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PostPosted: 05/06/21 1:05 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Unlike the man himself, those things look like they’d get the job done.



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PostPosted: 05/06/21 6:18 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

jammerbirdi wrote:
Unlike the man himself, those things look like they’d get the job done.


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PostPosted: 05/06/21 10:59 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Youth Coach wrote:
jammerbirdi wrote:
Unlike the man himself, those things look like they’d get the job done.


Your response wins the Internet for today.


He said there’d be winning.



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PostPosted: 05/06/21 2:38 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Of all the pejoratives heaped on that punk, "d*ckhead" was the least insulting to him.



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PostPosted: 05/06/21 4:28 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

because we weren't f*cked enough by his administration, I guess



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PostPosted: 05/06/21 5:40 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

What’s weird is they’re all different. Some of them have these really gnarly heads and some have more manageable heads. Any experts care to weigh in? The one with the mullet looks dangerous.



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PostPosted: 05/06/21 10:37 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

What exactly ARE they, anyways....are you sposta set 'em on your dashboard like bobble-heads?? Bizarro.



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PostPosted: 05/07/21 3:05 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

It's a...um... It's a rocketship!



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PostPosted: 05/07/21 8:46 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I bet they’ll sell out in repuQ circles. It’ll be the closest those women will ever come to having 45 anywhere near their pussy. Ooh, how thrilling. NOT!



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PostPosted: 05/07/21 8:54 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

They don't exactly reek of quality craftsmanship. Some poor ER doctor is going to get a serious test of keeping a straight face when they have to fish one of those heads out of someone.



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PostPosted: 05/07/21 11:22 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Are those all Trumps? The purple one looks like Julius Caesar, and there's another that looks like Elvis.


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PostPosted: 05/07/21 5:24 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Howee wrote:
What exactly ARE they, anyways....are you sposta set 'em on your dashboard like bobble-heads?? Bizarro.


...

...

...go ask your husband.



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PostPosted: 05/07/21 10:46 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Queenie wrote:
Howee wrote:
What exactly ARE they, anyways....are you sposta set 'em on your dashboard like bobble-heads?? Bizarro.


...go ask your husband.


Why? He hates bobble-heads, too.

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Now, y'all know that no such naivete exists within my being. I was *fishing* to see who'd be the first to utter the forbidden word: "dildo." Cool

All kidding aside, this is one example a practical, useful, everyday item being corrupted into something perverse and disgusting. Razz



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PostPosted: 05/08/21 11:06 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Howee wrote:
Queenie wrote:
Howee wrote:
What exactly ARE they, anyways....are you sposta set 'em on your dashboard like bobble-heads?? Bizarro.


...go ask your husband.


Why? He hates bobble-heads, too.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Now, y'all know that no such naivete exists within my being. I was *fishing* to see who'd be the first to utter the forbidden word: "dildo." Cool

All kidding aside, this is one example a practical, useful, everyday item being corrupted into something perverse and disgusting. Razz


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PostPosted: 05/10/21 4:27 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I prefer this t-shirt. Wink




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PostPosted: 05/10/21 11:24 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Well....it IS definitely a *Bipartisan* shirt. Cool



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PostPosted: 05/11/21 8:03 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I'm thrilled that I don't have everything! Wink



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