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herrade



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PostPosted: 04/06/05 3:42 pm    ::: FFO's latest brilliant move Reply Reply with quote

http://msgnyc.com/viewmsg.cfm?n35043s437c11555456t429e15012198

where's donna...? Wink

NEW YORK LIBERTY PRESENTS….
THE CHANCE TO AUDITION FOR THE OPPURTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!

*The New York Liberty is introducing a brand new "senior" dance team for the upcoming 2005 season!
*We will be auditioning women ages 35-65 for the opportunity to earn a spot on the team and perform at Madison Square Garden!

The audition will be held:
Date: Sunday, April 10th
Time: 12pm – 2pm
Location: Nola Dance Studios
250 West 54th Street, 11th Floor
New York, NY

*We are looking for woman who can move well
* Former dance experience a plus, but not required
*Wear dance attire and sneakers or clothing you can move well in.

Don’t be shy, come out and show your spirit for the New York Liberty!!



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PostPosted: 04/06/05 3:52 pm    ::: Re: FFO's latest brilliant move Reply Reply with quote

WHAT?? Oh gawd! This is THE most ridiculous thing I've ever seen! So now we'll have the Torch Patrol, the Lil Torches and the Spontaneous Combustion Torches???

This is insane!!!




herrade wrote:
http://msgnyc.com/viewmsg.cfm?n35043s437c11555456t429e15012198

where's donna...? Wink

NEW YORK LIBERTY PRESENTS….
THE CHANCE TO AUDITION FOR THE OPPURTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!

*The New York Liberty is introducing a brand new "senior" dance team for the upcoming 2005 season!
*We will be auditioning women ages 35-65 for the opportunity to earn a spot on the team and perform at Madison Square Garden!

The audition will be held:
Date: Sunday, April 10th
Time: 12pm – 2pm
Location: Nola Dance Studios
250 West 54th Street, 11th Floor
New York, NY

*We are looking for woman who can move well
* Former dance experience a plus, but not required
*Wear dance attire and sneakers or clothing you can move well in.

Don’t be shy, come out and show your spirit for the New York Liberty!!


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PostPosted: 04/06/05 4:09 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

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The New York Liberty is introducing a brand new "senior" dance team for the upcoming 2005 season!


What are they going to be called? The Harriannes?


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PostPosted: 04/06/05 5:13 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

CamrnCrz1974 wrote:
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The New York Liberty is introducing a brand new "senior" dance team for the upcoming 2005 season!


What are they going to be called? The Harriannes?


Dam, I gotta move to NYC for a chance to DANCE Cool Shocked Shocked
Oh boy what fun Wink


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PostPosted: 04/06/05 5:16 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Actually, that's a good idea. I just felt we old peeps weren't represented and I had many old dykes come up and ask for same-age eye candy.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

Respecfully submitted,

Fucked Front Office.



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PostPosted: 04/06/05 5:37 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I knew there was a point for them keeping Bethany Donaphin - to coach the senior citizen dance team! Laughing


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 8:21 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

You kill me FFO!! You absolutely KILL me!! LOL!!!

Is there a way we can keep Bethany with the team?? Not the basketball team, but the dance team!


FFO wrote:
Actually, that's a good idea. I just felt we old peeps weren't represented and I had many old dykes come up and ask for same-age eye candy.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

Respecfully submitted,

Fucked Front Office.


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 4:49 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

*goes on bended knee*

Please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, etc., ad infinitum.

Is she *trying* to scare EVERYONE away?



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PostPosted: 04/07/05 7:56 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

FFO wrote:
Actually, that's a good idea. I just felt we old peeps weren't represented and I had many old dykes come up and ask for same-age eye candy.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

Respecfully submitted,

Fucked Front Office.


I got your back FFO. They're a bunch of HAters!!! I bought this new outfit for the tryouts. Wish me luck!



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PostPosted: 04/07/05 8:06 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

ROFLMAO!!!

OH DID THAT MAKE MY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 8:10 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

*spits out coffee*

LMAO!!!

That is absolutely hilarious!!

Laughing


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 8:12 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Oh my. The sag... Laughing
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PostPosted: 04/07/05 8:13 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Keegan wrote:
Oh my. The sag... Laughing


...will make you gag!


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 8:36 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Keegan wrote:
Oh my. The sag... :lol:


Hey, hey, hey, now...some of us resemble that remark!!!

I think the old gal has held up rather nicely...but, I sure as heck don't want to see that on center court during pregame, half-time or post-game clean up.

Have mercy, Man...there are children around!

TMI


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 9:15 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Oh, that's right. We all know that we must:

Think of the children!!!


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 9:18 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I just had a mental image of Blaze leading the troupe in a round of "Shake Your Booty".
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PostPosted: 04/07/05 9:45 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Keegan wrote:
I just had a mental image of Blaze leading the troupe in a round of "Shake Your Booty".



Or worse...they could be doing Britney Spears' "Hit me Baby one more time." Ugh!


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 9:47 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

CamrnCrz1974 wrote:
Or worse...they could be doing Britney Spears' "Hit me Baby one more time." Ugh!


Hahaha on a slightly tangential note, I've been listening to that song a lot lately. It's pop genius and the video has that Catholic schoolperson thing going for it... Wink
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PostPosted: 04/07/05 9:54 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

BigMomma gon' show'em how to "Drop It, Like It's Hot!"




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PostPosted: 04/07/05 10:17 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

OMFG!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing

LMAO!!


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PostPosted: 04/07/05 10:32 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Smoovie, that's just genius. Just genius!
Come to think about it, that's sort of a Mark Cuban idea (re having "different looking" dancers). He has those bald, beer-belly baring guys as the Mavs dancers...and having a beer-belly is a pre-requisite!



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PostPosted: 04/08/05 2:35 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

BCBG25 wrote:
Smoovie, that's just genius. Just genius!
Come to think about it, that's sort of a Mark Cuban idea (re having "different looking" dancers). He has those bald, beer-belly baring guys as the Mavs dancers...and having a beer-belly is a pre-requisite!



Well the successful business person always knows when to steal an idea... Razz And Mark Cuban actually had the "Dancin' Grannys" Version 2 years ago during the 2003 playoffs! It was during halftime against my former favorite team Portland, and Dallas won, which made the visual experience even more traumatic, lol. BTW, thanks for reminding me... Yikes! Arrow




Of course, Mark Cuban is into thievery just as much as Blaze is... He admitted that he got the idea while watching some big guy dance up in Seattle. Idea Of course, you could go back even further and look at these guys... Arrow




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PostPosted: 04/08/05 2:56 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

BBallFanCT729 wrote:
Oh, that's right. We all know that we must:

Think of the children!!!


ROFLMAO! Think of the children!


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PostPosted: 04/08/05 10:22 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

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Please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, etc., ad infinitum.


ROFLMAO!

Great idea, FFO! Start them out on something they know, like the Electric Slide Laughing ; then bring on the Pick 'N Roll! If some of 'em need a little help warming up, plug in some Gloria Gaynor!

Seriously, nice change of pace from the little ones dribbling basketballs and the soccer dads trying to hit the halfcourt shots. Fun (and embarrassment Wink ) are equal opportunity employers!


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PostPosted: 04/08/05 10:27 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

More like equal opportunity offenders...Ugh!! Wink




bluewolfvii wrote:
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Please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, please Goddess, don't let my mother find out about this, etc., ad infinitum.


ROFLMAO!

Great idea, FFO! Start them out on something they know, like the Electric Slide Laughing ; then bring on the Pick 'N Roll! If some of 'em need a little help warming up, plug in some Gloria Gaynor!

Seriously, nice change of pace from the little ones dribbling basketballs and the soccer dads trying to hit the halfcourt shots. Fun (and embarrassment Wink ) are equal opportunity employers!


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