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Here are the results of the quarterfinals and the updated brackets! More to come from Coyotes.

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Starting Lineup for Playoff Semifinals: 2/15-2/21

G: K. Pointer, LSU @ MissSt, 2/17 [or 2/21 vs. Florida]
G: D. Fair, Buffalo vs. Miami (OH), 2/19 [or 2/16 @ Ball St.]
F: J. Dickey, Delaware vs. Drexel, 2/20 [alt game if added]
F: N. Smith, Baylor vs. TCU, 2/16 [or 2/19 @ TCU]
C: A. Williams, Jackson St @ Alcorn State, 2/19 [alt game if added]
U: V. Burton, Northwestern @ Illinois, 2/20 [or 2/17 vs. Indiana]
U: S. Gonzales, BYU vs. LMU, 2/17 [or 2/19 vs. Gonzaga]
U: T. PaoPao, Oregon vs. Cal, 2/20 [not her alts]

Alts in order, not by position:
K. Spruill, La Salle vs. Saint Louis, 2/19 [or 2/16 vs. Davidson]
A. Fowler, Portland @ Santa Clara, 2/19 [or 2/17 @ San Francisco]
T. Morehouse, FGCU vs. Kennesaw St, 2/17 [not her alts]
G. Berger, Indiana @ Northwestern, 2/17 [or 2/19 vs. Iowa]
A. Brockmeyer, So. Ill @ Bradley, 2/18

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[Coyotes]

Hear ye, hear ye, all ye faithful of the league! Ding, dong, Cinderella is no more! The bell has tolled midnight and we're left with the league leaders. The quarterfinals were unusually chalk-like as the Top Four Seeds marched onwards to the semi-finals in commanding fashion. The Wily Coyote overcame some disastrous games from Abby Feit and Rhyne Howard to trounce the surging Hoopmom 8.5-1.5 -- it really did help the Coyote that those unreliable Pirates of Seton Hall found a new gear for chucking the ball up and failing to adequately put it in the hoop. In the closest matchup of the week, it was #3 Myrtle escaping the Oversized Monster Mashers in #6 UC Bart by a slim margin. Myrtle held on for a victory by just over .6% in FG%, two blocks, and a paltry 13 points. Myrtle has become the unquestioned queen of the three with the barrage from downtown continuing led by Utti, Mikesell, Ramirez, and Frank! It will be an incredible feat for anyone to snatch any points from Myrtle from beyond the arc. Adam survived a scary proposition with Caitlin Clark being Tbinta's last player against Maryland on a Monday night, alas, Clark had a fairly pedestrian night allowing #2 Adam to escape into the Semi Finals. In the last matchup of the week, there were rumours that #1 Undersized Post might be forced to play with 5 players due to a rules infraction; however, after much discussion and multiple appeals from both sides, the Rebkell's Arbitration Committee ruled that Undersized Post would indeed to get a full roster against the Mighty Pureform. Outstanding performences from Ameshya Williams, Jasmine Dickey, and Dyaisha Fair led the way for the Undersized Posts against Pureform. They all seemed to adopt a video game tendency for their offense this past week, setting a multiple new records, including most points scored in a week. Speaking of records, the record books have been absolutely obliterated as 5 new weekly records have been set during Week 13 between UCBart, Undersized Post, and Adam.

In our consolation matchup, it was HoopSMom who snatched a victory against OK State Guy, 6.5-3.5 -- but there very nearly was disaster. If OK State Guy had sunk just one more three pointer, the matchup would have ended in a draw. Alas, the fates are cruel, cruel overlords sometimes.

As we march forward, there is still plenty to play for. Undersized has been proclaiming this tournament doesn't matter since they won the regular season; however, I'm sure that others will beg to differ depending on how things play out over the next few days. With that being said, teams, please start your engines, and may the best team win!


Points
1. Undersized Post, Week 13, 218
2. Undersized Post, Week 8, 185
3. Adam, Week 9, 171

Field Goal Percentage
1. Undersized Post, Week 13, 61.42%
2. Tbinta, Week 7, 61.05%
3. Pureform, Week 2, 59.78%

Free Throw Percentage
1. Undersized Post, Week 4, 100% (37-37)
2. Myrtle, Week 8, 100% (6-6) ​
3. HoopSmom, Week 9, 96.43%

Three Pointers Made
1. Myrtle, Week 9, 22
1. Myrtle, Week 13, 22
3. Myrtle, Week 2, 20

Three Pointer Percentage
1. Undersized Post, Week 13, 60.87%
2. Pureform, Week 11, 60.00%
3. Myrtle, Week 2, 58.82%

Rebounds
1. Adam, Week 13, 85
2. Pureform, Week 7, 84
3. Hoopmom, Week 11, 83

Assists
1. UCBart, Week 13, 37
1. Undersized Post, Week 13, 37
3. Undersized, Week 5, 36
3. UCBart Week 9, 36


Blocks
1. Cooper2009, Week 8, 20
2. Cooper2009, Week 2, 18
3. Myrtle, Week 4, 17

Steals
1. Undersized Post, Week 8, 28
2. UC Bart, Week 6, 25
3. UC Bart, Week 5, 20
3. Coyote, Week 9, 20
3. Coyote, Week 13, 20
3. Undersized Post, Week 13, 20

Turnovers
1. Pureform, Week 1, 4
2. Myrtle, Week 10, 7
3. Myrtle, Week 6, 9
3. Tbinta, Week 7, 9
3. Tbinta, Week 4, 9

[Coyotes]

Coyote's Hellish Hope

1. Rhyne Howard, University of Kentucky v. Arkansas (2/20) (Alt. v. Mississippi State 2/15)
2. Aneesah Morrow, DePaul University v. Marquette (2/16) (Alt. v. Villanova 2/20)
3. Macee Williams, Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis v. Milwaukee. (Alt v. Green Bay)
4. Sam Breen, University of Massachusetts v. Davidson 12/20 (Do not play v. Fordham, 12/16)
5. Naomi Alnatas, Kansas City (Go Roos!) v. North Dakota State 1/19 (Alternate v. North Dakota 1/17)
6. Lauren Ross, Western Michigan University v. Ball State 2/21 (Alternate v. Bowling Green)
7. M. Abelgaward, Western Kentucky Hilltoppers, v. Old Dominion 1/19 (Alternate v. Charlotte 1/17)
8. Uju Ezeudu, Denver University v. Omaaaaahaaaa 1/19 (No alternate games available)

1. Abby Myers, Princeton v. Yale 1/19 (Alternate v. Brown 1/1
2. C. Harper, California Baptist v. Seattle
3. Lexie Held v. Villanova
4. Elissa Cunane v. whoever
5. Lindsay Van Allen
6. Abby Feit (What even did you do last week?)

[myrtle]

How I miss my Big Mac!
And if Ayoka has another 60 point game against OK we are sunk.

Looking at the brackets, that word 'losers' is pretty ugly. Can't we be a little more PC and come up with a better word? How about 'alternate'? or maybe someone else can come up with something better.

[yeah, I'm thinking of my near future positioning]

[myrtle]

Here are my Adamizers:

tf Jazz Bond UNF v 2-17 Liberty
f Akila Smith long v 2-16 NCA&T or 2-19 Presby
f Maddi Utti LBSU v 2-17 CSUN or UCSB 2-19
g Mikesell OhSU v Wisc 2-20
g Azzi Fudd Uconn v Gtown 2-20
u Katie Benzan My v 2-17 tOhSu
u Tegan Graham BYU v Loyola 2-17
u Jazz Shelley Nebraska v Minny 2-20

alts in order
f Hayley Frank Mizzou v MSU 2-20
g Amber Ramirez Ark v KY 2-20
tf Addie Budnik Rich v Duquesne 2-16
g Chloe Lamb SoDak v 2-17 St.Thom or 2-19 WIU
f Sam Thomas Arizona v UW

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[Coyotes]

We could always rename the consolation brackets the Shannon Coffee Invitational Tournament. Don’t ask why I always bring up Baylor slayer Shannon—one of my favorite moments as a Stanford fan.

[Hoopsmom]

[Pureformofthegame]

eb. 15-Feb.21
G: Moon Ursin, Tulane vs. Tulsa, 02/16 (or 02/20 vs Houston)
G: Anastasia Hayes, Mississippi State vs. Missouri 02/20 (or 02/17 vs. LSU)
F: TF Bigue Sarr vs. Grand Canyon 02/19 (or Dixie Stae 02/17)
F: Bethy Mununga, USF vs. Cincinnati 02/16
C: Elizabeth Kitley, Virginia Tech vs. Syracuse 02/17(or 002/20 Louisville)
U: F: Dariauna Lewis Alabama A&M vs Bethune Cookman 02/19 (or 02/21 Florida A&M)
U: G Kendall Spray, FGCU vs. Kennessaw 02/17 (or 02/19 vs. UNF)
U: F: Kseniya Malashka, Middle Tennessee vs. FIU, 02/17 (or FAU 02/19)

ALT

F: Iimar’I Thomas UCLA vs Colorado, 02/18, (or UTAH 02/20)
F: Courtney Whitson, Middle Tennessee vs FAU 02/19
F: TF Mackenzie Coleman, Tennessee Tech vs. Austin Peay 02/19 (or vs. Semo 02/17)
G: Zaay Green, UAPB vs. Prairie View., 02/19
G: Jaylyn Gregory, Middle Tennessee vs. FIU, 02/17 or FAU Feb. 19

[myrtle]

[myrtle]

ok, now I've had my sh*t game for the week. Now hoping for 7 good ones.

[Coyotes]

[myrtle]

[Coyotes]

MACKENZIE HOLMES IS BACK! MYRTLE ALERT! MYRTLE ALERT! MACKENZIE HOLMES IS IN THE HOUSE AND ON THE FLOOR!

[myrtle]

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[myrtle]

at this point, it looks like between Adam and me, it depends on who gets the least worst lines. Both of us have some bad ones.

My problem is that he's gonna have Joens and Lee to clean up any problems.
I should have played Mikesell today. But hopefully her 'hot' hand continues.

[myrtle]

well ok then, I get a 1-7 from 3 from my 46% shooter, plus a 1-10 from my 50% shooter. I could imagine one of them blowing up but not both. I totally deserve to lose.

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Te-Hina Paopao is DROPPED. I carry her on my IR then my bench all year and finally decide to start her this week. Little did I know she'd give zilch against Cal but go nuts against Stanford of all teams???????

Yuck.

I will not be adding a replacement player as we are heading into the last week of the season.

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[myrtle]

If any of our hot shit 3 shooters had made more than 1 three, we would have won 3%. Like if they had gone 4-21 today instead of 3-21! [blech!] 14% from shooters that average 46%....all of them at home against weaker teams. Unbelievable! I want to string them up and flog them all.

[Coyotes]

As it stands, we’ll have to use our tiebreaker for you and Adam. Undersized is insanely mad that I need two points and one rebound from Lauren Ross to have an improbable victory against them.

[Coyotes]

As we come down to the last moments of this week, #5 Seed Hoopmom is the only one who’s holding up chalk so far for the seeds. Every single other matchup sees the higher seed in dire straits with just Lauren Ross of Western Michigan and Caitlin Clark of Iowa left to play. I’ll get to use my fancy new tiebreak methodology for Myrtle and Adam’s semifinal as they have both tried very hard to avoid the finals with some terrible shooting this week, but Myrtle currently has a slight lead in the tiebreaker.