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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:00 pm    ::: State of the Uniom Reply Reply with quote

Who's gonna watch?

I'm watching hockey.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:04 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I'm watching. Just about four minutes behind.


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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:14 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Let me save you some time.
The Union is in the best state ever. It's great. Much better than the crappy state it was in previously. All thanks to one super guy.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:19 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Knicks are on. Then I'll be watching something else. Just not this. Hope his ratings are in the toilet for this.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:21 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I need a gif of Chuck Schumer's face ASAP.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:38 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Did he refer to coal as “beautiful clean coal”?



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:40 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I see what you did there with that thread title.

Someone got extremely fired over that misprint, methinks.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:49 pm    ::: Re: State of the Uniom Reply Reply with quote




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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:53 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Who could ever believe this motherfucker is president of the United States?!?!? lol. I SAID he could win! And I'm watching this and I still can't believe it!


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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:55 pm    ::: Re: State of the Uniom Reply Reply with quote

Trump: "Lowest black unemployment."
Congressional Black Caucus:







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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:55 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Queenie wrote:
I see what you did there with that thread title.

Someone got extremely fired over that misprint, methinks.


What? lol. Did I fuck up by 'correcting' it? Embarassed Please explain.


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PostPosted: 01/30/18 9:58 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Can somebody give Nancy some floss.


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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:12 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

jammerbirdi wrote:
Queenie wrote:
I see what you did there with that thread title.

Someone got extremely fired over that misprint, methinks.


What? lol. Did I fuck up by 'correcting' it? Embarassed Please explain.


Some of the tickets came with a typo: https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/29/politics/state-of-the-uniom-ticket-typo/index.html

I used to work in print production. You had better believe I proofread every piece of copy given to me to send to the graphic artist or the vendor to set, every piece of art they sent back to me, and every piece of purportedly camera-ready art the customer provided. I caught quite a few typos, with reactions ranging from "whatever, the customer doesn't care" to "oh my God, thank you for catching that!"

(I think my favorite was a bilingual form with bad Spanish. Paraphrased, with name changed:

"Garrett, can we fix the typos on this form while we're changing the logo?"

"No, they need the forms immediately."

"Are you sure? This is really bad."

"Just update the logo."

"The translator misread the brand name and the translation is literally 'hotter elevator'."

"...let me talk to the customer.")



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:13 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Seriously, how many pages of this was written for him tonight? Let this be over, so we can check the facts.




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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:19 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I am only half-listening to the Propaganda Puking as it plays in another room. I keep hearing the raucous applause, and picture Kim Jong-Un's minions as they seal-clap to his similarly fabulous rhetoric.

I pity anyone who might have consented to the drinking game of tossing one back every time he utters the words "horrible" and "incredible".

(Keep the faith, America....This too shall pass!)



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:33 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

jammerbirdi wrote:
Queenie wrote:
I see what you did there with that thread title.

Someone got extremely fired over that misprint, methinks.


What? lol. Did I fuck up by 'correcting' it? Embarassed Please explain.


Thanks for fessin' up. Smile

I thought that I was losing my mind. I had intended on 'uniom' but had originally typed 'union' instead (it's so much easier to type!). I saw it before I posted it and thought that I had 'corrected' it. Then I came back later and saw 'union' and was WTH!!!!! Laughing



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:34 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Queenie wrote:
I see what you did there with that thread title.

Someone got extremely fired over that misprint, methinks.



Yeah, it seemed so fitting. Smile


That's what I thought too. You know about 50 people had to sign off on the copy.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:38 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

He persistently pounded pathos: Death, Torture, Gangs, Murder, Hurricanes. It would appear that scaring your base shitless is still a viable strategy.



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PostPosted: 01/30/18 10:40 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Ex-Ref wrote:
jammerbirdi wrote:
Queenie wrote:
I see what you did there with that thread title.

Someone got extremely fired over that misprint, methinks.


What? lol. Did I fuck up by 'correcting' it? Embarassed Please explain.


Thanks for fessin' up. Smile

I thought that I was losing my mind. I had intended on 'uniom' but had originally typed 'union' instead (it's so much easier to type!). I saw it before I posted it and thought that I had 'corrected' it. Then I came back later and saw 'union' and was WTH!!!!! Laughing


It's incredibly appropriate. lol. I looked it up. I means nothing. Just some software company in Seattle.

Unium is software. Products with Unium are fast, reliable and frustration-free.


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PostPosted: 01/30/18 11:01 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I think I'll watch a Stormy Daniels movie instead! Razz



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PostPosted: 01/31/18 5:13 am    ::: Re: State of the Uniom Reply Reply with quote

Ex-Ref wrote:
Who's gonna watch?

I'm watching hockey.


According to the Urban Dictionary, you are spot on.
horse hockey
Definition:
1 horse excrement
2. nonsense

The "State of the Day Care Center" highlight was Melania wearing the Hillary pantsuit.


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PostPosted: 01/31/18 8:14 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Howee wrote:
I am only half-listening to the Propaganda Puking as it plays in another room. I keep hearing the raucous applause, and picture Kim Jong-Un's minions as they seal-clap to his similarly fabulous rhetoric.

I pity anyone who might have consented to the drinking game of tossing one back every time he utters the words "horrible" and "incredible".

(Keep the faith, America....This too shall pass!)


There was another drinking game with a simpler set of rules: instead of watching the State of the Union, drink.



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