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sambista
Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 16951 Location: way station of life
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Posted: 11/15/05 1:59 pm ::: chocolate math |
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Don't tell me your age; you probably would lie anyway - but the Hershey Man will know!
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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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This is pretty neat.
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DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute . . .
Work this out as you read . . .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things. It's fun.
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1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).
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2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
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3. Add 5.
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4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator.
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5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755 . If you haven't, add 1754.
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6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
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You should have a three-digit number.
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The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
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The next two numbers are
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YOUR AGE! (Oh, YES, it is!!!!!)
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
_________________ no justice, no peace.
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ripleydc
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 4778 Location: Washington, DC
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BCBG25
Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 20112 Location: Sampa
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Queenie
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 18031 Location: Queens
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Posted: 11/15/05 6:41 pm ::: |
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Ho.LY.SHIT.
_________________ Ardent believer in the separation of church and stadium.
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Slovydal
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 12205 Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Posted: 11/15/05 6:46 pm ::: Re: chocolate math |
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39 again!
(I ended up a year younger)
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sambista
Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 16951 Location: way station of life
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Posted: 11/15/05 6:50 pm ::: |
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39 and still can't count!
_________________ no justice, no peace.
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Slovydal
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 12205 Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Posted: 11/15/05 6:59 pm ::: |
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sebibb wrote: |
39 and still can't count! |
"already had my birthday..." - Ooops!
So this thing not only figured out my age, but it has proven/demonstrated that men don't follow directions - LOL!
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