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sambista



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 1:59 pm    ::: chocolate math Reply Reply with quote

Don't tell me your age; you probably would lie anyway - but the Hershey Man will know!
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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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This is pretty neat.
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DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute . . .
Work this out as you read . . .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things. It's fun.

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1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).
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2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
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3. Add 5.
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4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator.
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5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755 . If you haven't, add 1754.
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6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
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You should have a three-digit number.
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The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
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The next two numbers are
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YOUR AGE! (Oh, YES, it is!!!!!)
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.



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ripleydc



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 3:20 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

very cool.

It's got to be magic Shocked ....or maybe algebra? Cool

btw, it actually will work every year as long as you bump up the 1755/1754 numbers by 1 each year. Wink


BCBG25



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 5:47 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Cool indeed. I am translating it to Portuguese already Wink
I have some friends who will love it.



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Queenie



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 6:41 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Ho.LY.SHIT.



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Slovydal



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 6:46 pm    ::: Re: chocolate math Reply Reply with quote

39 again!

(I ended up a year younger)


sambista



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 6:50 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

39 and still can't count!



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PostPosted: 11/15/05 6:59 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

sebibb wrote:
39 and still can't count!


"already had my birthday..." - Ooops!

So this thing not only figured out my age, but it has proven/demonstrated that men don't follow directions - LOL!


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