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[dtsnms]

Funny but true article about Super Bowl coverage, a year later.


I have to admit, I’m becoming confused. In the wake of Janet, I assumed that a clampdown would occur, and one has. Yet everywhere you look on television these days, there are commercials for erectile dysfunction medicine. Viagra, Cialis and Levitra seem to be the most popular ones.

In these ads, people lay naked in bathtubs on top of mountaintops and hold hands, presumably waiting until the drug kicks in. Naturally, they don’t show you the actual results, but they paint a rather vivid picture of what occurs once one of these little pills hits the bloodstream.

The women have the kinds of smiles on their faces that you rarely see outside of a Larry Flynt production. The men look like they’re ready to knock down a wall. And all the while, the narrator fills us in.

The part I like the most is the warning about a four-hour erection. The ads say that if an erection lasts for more than four hours, you should probably go see your doctor. But what exactly is the treatment for a four-hour erection? Does the doctor show the patient photos of ugly women? Is there a particular program of physical therapy that is prescribed, and if so, is it legal?

All of this begs the question: What is more offensive, a one-second nipple or a four-hour erection?


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6898946/

[Smoovie]

All I know is, a four hour erection might not be such a bad thing.

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[Keegan]

People need drugs to have four hour erections?

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