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[PennyTfan1]

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by his bed.

Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the
country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help
the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises and dims from
sight.

The third night, sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to
see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.

Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the
country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the
mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he
sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the
country?"


Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

[peaceplease]

ooooh!

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PEACE

[ILuvCatch]

Thank you. I needed a good laugh to start the day!

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