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PostPosted: 03/11/09 10:50 am    ::: "Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter" Reply Reply with quote
Shocked what a couple of dumb**es!
http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-11-headline-of-the-week-weak-372

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.

Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported .


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PostPosted: 03/11/09 11:31 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
* covers eyes *



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 11:32 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
ummm....What the F---. LITERALLY!

And is it wrong of me to wish the girl died so the couple could get a darwin award Shocked



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 1:17 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
OMG. I just looked up a saber saw because I wasn't sure what it was. From How Stuff Works:

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For safety, remember that the teeth are sharp and should not be placed on surfaces that they could damage.


AHHH! Shocked Crying or Very sad



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 1:27 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Elizabeth wrote:
OMG. I just looked up a saber saw because I wasn't sure what it was. From How Stuff Works:

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For safety, remember that the teeth are sharp and should not be placed on surfaces that they could damage.


AHHH! Shocked Crying or Very sad


yeah ouch...and TMI ewww



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 1:34 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
That woman would've saved herself a lot of trouble if she simply used the old-fashioned way: by hand! Very Happy



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 1:40 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
StevenHW wrote:
That woman would've saved herself a lot of trouble if she simply used the old-fashioned way: by hand! Very Happy
you mean a hacksaw ??? ... ; )
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PostPosted: 03/11/09 3:08 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Happycappie25 wrote:
ummm....What the F---. LITERALLY!

And is it wrong of me to wish the girl died so the couple could get a darwin award Shocked




She's probably wishing she had!!!

I can't imagine having to face my family and friends after that.



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 4:28 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Kelli wrote:
Happycappie25 wrote:
ummm....What the F---. LITERALLY!

And is it wrong of me to wish the girl died so the couple could get a darwin award Shocked




She's probably wishing she had!!!

I can't imagine having to face my family and friends after that.


Yeah...good point.

Maybe she could hook up with John Wayne Bobbit Surprised



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 5:01 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Geez, woman, a reciprocating tool with brushes and/or buffers is less than $25. I know a woman who has a thing she can attach to a hand mixer. Saws are dangerous...



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 5:22 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
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Geez, woman, a reciprocating tool with brushes and/or buffers is less than $25. I know a woman who has a thing she can attach to a hand mixer. Saws are dangerous...


Shocked Shocked



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 5:23 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
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The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.


maybe the lady was not in a position to object. The more I think about this the more it troubles my mind. I am so not coming back in this thread.

dang sick people out there.



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 5:54 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
*crosses legs* DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT.

Kinda curious how pilight knows so much about this particular topic, though...



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 5:54 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
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Kinda curious how pilight knows so much about this particular topic, though...


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PostPosted: 03/11/09 7:35 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
shrrew wrote:
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The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.


maybe the lady was not in a position to object. The more I think about this the more it troubles my mind. I am so not coming back in this thread.

dang sick people out there.


There is the odd line in the story about whether it was "consensual or accidental," but it moves from incredibly stupid to incredibly disgusting if it wasn't something she'd agreed to.
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PostPosted: 03/11/09 7:36 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
beknighted wrote:
There is the odd line in the story about whether it was "consensual or accidental"


As if it couldn't be both...



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 7:58 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
pilight wrote:
Geez, woman, a reciprocating tool with brushes and/or buffers is less than $25. I know a woman who has a thing she can attach to a hand mixer. Saws are dangerous...


Define "thing". Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: 03/11/09 9:01 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
pilight wrote:
Geez, woman, a reciprocating tool with brushes and/or buffers is less than $25. I know a woman who has a thing she can attach to a hand mixer. Saws are dangerous...



I'll never be able to look at my hand mixer the same again.... Shocked
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PostPosted: 03/11/09 9:21 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
shock6666 wrote:
pilight wrote:
Geez, woman, a reciprocating tool with brushes and/or buffers is less than $25. I know a woman who has a thing she can attach to a hand mixer. Saws are dangerous...



I'll never be able to look at my hand mixer the same again.... Shocked


X---------------- Shocked



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PostPosted: 03/11/09 10:03 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
OUCH!!! A friend of mine Twisted Evil saw on HBO's Real Sex a similar contraption but the saw part was removed. There was also a hand mixer "thing" as well. Do not try at home with the saw probably should have been the disclaimer.



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PostPosted: 03/12/09 11:06 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
StevenHW wrote:
That woman would've saved herself a lot of trouble if she simply used the old-fashioned way: by hand! Very Happy


Maybe they both had carpal tunnel or something. Laughing



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PostPosted: 03/12/09 4:46 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
...in other news, my son's band is thinking about changing their name to power tool sex toy encounter. Wink



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PostPosted: 03/12/09 4:51 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Is it wrong of me that I know there is a website out there called f****ingmachines.com?
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PostPosted: 03/12/09 4:56 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Youth Coach wrote:
Is it wrong of me that I know there is a website out there called f****ingmachines.com?
no, it is not ...
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PostPosted: 03/12/09 7:17 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Shoots&Scores wrote:
shock6666 wrote:
pilight wrote:
Geez, woman, a reciprocating tool with brushes and/or buffers is less than $25. I know a woman who has a thing she can attach to a hand mixer. Saws are dangerous...



I'll never be able to look at my hand mixer the same again.... Shocked


X---------------- Shocked


Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

And to think I almost didn't stop in here today! Shocked



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