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PostPosted: 06/27/05 12:01 pm    ::: Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry Reply Reply with quote
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi


I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Blaze's Syndrome.
Cause: Egyptian curse

Symptoms: hunger, squawking, bowel infrequency

Cure: take one and a half paracetamol before going to bed



Congratulations! You are suffering from
Coyle's Disorder.
Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: watery eyes, excessive gullibility, occasional d骠 vu

Cure: sleep



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PostPosted: 06/27/05 6:53 pm    ::: Re: Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry Reply Reply with quote
Slovyitis.


Cause: just one of those things


Symptoms: sudden glimpses of underlying reality, tongue swelling, extreme heartburn, iris colour-changes


Cure: exercise
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