RebKell's Junkie Boards

[shrrew]

Thought I would try again this year:

sternest: Como esta?
webuser: muy bueno! and you?
sternest: Due annoy bum you.
webuser: so, alot of changes on the mercury, what do you think?
sternest: Arch-foe and toothsomely scrounge. Okay with hunt.
webuser: so we have to fight for it this year?
sternest: If heavyset if toothier warthogs.
webuser: so you are saying the mercury needs to run more and be more fit? is that possible?
sternest: I am young-eyed treachery sourness Tormented bathroom infuriates. Sob spiel.
webuser: sorry you meant if the opponents are heavyset ugly wenchs
sternest: Mastery of inopportune honesty. A wealthy, cushy revenges.

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(shrrew)

[norwester]

All right. I missed this the 1st time around, but it's amusing me. A lot. Probably more than it's worth, but somethings it's the dumb things that get you through the day, right?

I know it's been done, but adding middle names can change the results.

For instance, the Storm duo (though I may be off with spellings):
webuser: lauren elizabeth jackson
sternest: Brazen jokes hallucinate.
webuser: sue brigit bird
sternest: It rid grubbies

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Don't you know the plural of "anecdote" is "data"?

[SORF]

webuser: Yao Ming
Sternest; I'm Agony

webuser: Sarah Palin
Sternest: A sharp Nail

webuser: Jay Leno
sternest: Enjoy LA

Webuser: David Letterman
sternest: Terminal, dead TV

webuser: Sandra Bullock
sternest: Skull and cobra

[norwester]

webuser: tiger woods
sternest: Word: it's ego!

webuser: Seattle Storm
sternest: To steel smart.

webuser: Tanisha Wright
sternest: A wit thrashing.

webuser: carol blazejowski
sternest: Is zero jackal blow.

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Don't you know the plural of "anecdote" is "data"?

[beknighted]

Some politics, some Food Network, plus bonus Conan

Politics

webuser: health care reform
sternest: Charmer of alert he.

webuser: cap and trade
sternest: An adept card.

webuser: financial reform
sternest: Informal fancier.

webuser: repeal and replace
sternest: Clean dearer apple.

webuser: majority leader harry reid
sternest: Joy! Trimly dearer diarrhea.

webuser: speaker nancy pelosi
sternest: Soppy, sneakier clean.

webuser: rahm emanuel
sternest: Humane realm.

webuser: Vice President Joe Biden
sternest: Inspire ended objective.

webuser: minority leader john boehner
sternest: Enjoy trendier, honorable him.

webuser: minority leader mitch mcconnell
sternest: Non-technically melodic trimmer.


Food Network

webuser: alton brown
sternest: Rant on blow.

webuser: giada delaurentis
sternest: Rude, sad genitalia.

webuser: paula deen
sternest: Up a leaden.

webuser: bobby flay
sternest: Flabby boy.

webuser: masaharu morimoto
sternest: I am a smooth Armour.

webuser: guy fieri
sternest: I fire guy.

webuser: duff goldman
sternest: Fund mad, flog.


Conan

webuser: conan o'brien
sternest: Bonnie acorn.

webuser: i'm with coco
sternest: Oh! Comic wit.

[StevenHW]

[StevenHW]

[StevenHW]

[Linzin]

[norwester]

I had a conversation about Ashley Robinson and the Storm roster. As this is in the realm of prognostication, I thought it was better suited here to Area 51. Besides, if we're to believe that StevenHW likes a gentle brush-off more than childish ogre porn, anything is possible!

sternest: Wassup?
webuser: will ashley robinson make a wnba roster this season?
sternest: Womanishly breakable son-in-law. Hesitator sensors.
webuser: Solid. But will we be able to trade JB for cheaper size?
sternest: Belittle as jabbered wild blow out. Raze chief poser.
webuser: Oh, well. Perhaps she'll pick up Agler's system this year. Possible?
sternest: Whippers shock supple ill-health. Meager, sisterless playboys.
webuser: Not the shoulder again! This was what I was worried about.
sternest: What-ho! Astonishing adulteries. Oh Wow! Bastard wit urea.
webuser: No need to be insulting. Clearly it was a realistic fear.
sternest: Intolerably inelegant seduction. If sweatier rascal.
webuser: Will LJ be healthy come playoff time?
sternest: Bellow cheap jolly filthy fame. Time.
webuser: Cool. So we're talking Seattle Championship, right?
sternest: Stranger-like, logical sweet tooth. Chop in mishap.
webuser: Sounds like it could go either way depending on our luck.
sternest: Wealthy-looking, seditious crude. Uncooked plundering.
webuser: I guess there's always hope.
sternest: Huge poet harasses wisely.

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Don't you know the plural of "anecdote" is "data"?

[stats47]

Sorry if some of these have already been posted...

webuser: Heather Burge Quella
sternest: The huge, able quarrel.

webuser: Dan Hughes
sternest: Huge hands.

webuser: Nolan Richardson
sternest: Oh No! Rancid snarl.

webuser: Marion Jones
sternest: Nose in major.

webuser: Sarah Palin
sternest: A sharp nail.

webuser: Women's National Basketball Association
sternest: Know-it-all nobleman as beast. Coition as as.

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

[pilight]

Nneka Ogwumike = I'm a week on gunk
Shekinna Stricklen = I am meek wound king
Devereaux Peters = evade sure expert
Glory Johnson = Joy! Longhorns
Shenise Johnson = Shh! on seen joins
Samantha Prahalis = ha ha! nasal arm pits
Kelley Cain = nicely leak
Natalie Novosel = evil one to nasal
Tiffany Hayes = hey! if fanatasy
Riquna Williams = I win liar qualms

Maya Moore = May a Romeo
Liz Cambage = Magic Blaze
Courtney Vandersloot = Ravenous, contortedly
Amber Harris = brashier arm
Jantel Lavender = jeer vandal lent
Danielle Robinson = Nobler, solid inane
Kayla Pedersen = sleeky and rape
Jeanette Pohlen = Jet one elephant
Alex Montgomery = exert gloomy man
Jasmine Thomas = I am the son's jam
Carolyn Swords = scrawny drools
Danielle Adams = deal, ladies man
Karima Christmas - I'm stark charisma

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I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

[beknighted]

And, just in time for election day:

Willard Mitt Romney: Tawdrily trim lemon.
Paul Davis Ryan: Salivary and up.
Barack Hussein Obama: Chubbier as as an amok.
Joseph Robinette* Biden: Despite the bonnier job.


*Yes, really.

[mb1]

Great thread.

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I've got a crush on Rebby!

LONG LIVE THE WNBA!

[Tally24]

webuser: Phoenix Tanked


sternest: Next, OK pinhead

Sorry if already posted!

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https://twitter.com/TalonShoemake

[mb1]

[shrrew]

sternest: Hallo! (Dutch greeting)
webuser: obama wins the presidency?
sternest: Penny-wise dream cohabits.
webuser: romney wins the presidency ?
sternest: Rowdyish pertinency semen.
webuser: that was kinda useless...
sternest: Eh! Dauntless swastika.

webuser: new subject, you are scaring me!
sternest: Ace screwier, unjust bogey-man.

webuser: will the Mercury win their championship in 2013?
sternest: Unmerrily while in twitcher. Chop in mishap.
webuser: this is so not a good day to talk to you.
sternest: Tastily soothing so OK toad toad. You.

dang that sternest!

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(shrrew)

[Ex-Ref]

[bballgrl]

pokey chatman - Oh My! Neat Pack

Mitt Romney - My! Merrit not

Katie Douglas - Task Dialogue

Erlana Larkins - Link rare nasel

my real name - Alert on a tell

Candance Parker - Crap! Ranked acne

Paul Ryan - Unary pal

[pilight]

Elena Delle Donne = Needle Alone Lend
Brittney Griner = Grr! Bin Entirely
Skylar Diggins = Silky Niggards
Layshia Clarendon = A Loyal Hindrances
Kelsey Bone = Sleeky Bone
Tayler Hill = Hitler Ally (I guess that means she should have been a Spark)
Kamiko Williams = OK! I am a Swim Kill
Angel Goodrich = Oh God! Clearing
Alex Bentley = Been Tax Yell
Tierra Ruffin-Pratt = Interrupt Fair Fart
Davellyn Whyte = Envy Lewdly Hat
Farhiya Abdi = Hairy if a Bad
Kelly Faris = Silly Freak
Emma Meesseman = See Semen Mamma
Kayla Alexander = Nakedly Lax Area
A'Dia Mathies = I'm a Hate Aids
Tianna Hawkins = Aha! Win in Stank
Toni Young = Unity Goon

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I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

[pilight]

Chiney Ogwumike = I'm wonky, huge ice
Odyssey Sims = My sissy does
Kayla McBride = Macabrely, kid
Alyssa Thomas = Hot slays as am
Natasha Howard = Ha Ha! Now sad rat.
Stefanie Dolson = Not sad felonies
Bria Hartley = Aha! Terribly.
Shoni Schimmel = Slim him chosen
Markeisha Gatling = Shaglike giant ram
Tricia Liston = Artistic lion
Jordan Hooper = Poor Dear john
Tiffany Bias = By if if Satan
Maggie Lucas = Gas mucilage
Jamierra Faulkner = Injure freak alarm
Anna Cruz = A czar nun
Damiris Dantas = Radiant sadism
Celine Dumerc = Cruel endemic

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I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

[jammerbirdi]

I'd like to see old English Shakespearean actors reading through these things. Or maybe just me, pretending to be an old English Shakespearean actor.

Ha ha! Now! Sad rat.

[shrrew]

lol I had forgotten about sternest. I had another conversation:



webuser: hello sternest my old friend!


sternest: Trendily fondle motherless.


webuser: the 2014 wnba championships are in progress! Do you have a favorite?


sternest: Patrician showmanship bonehead. Groovy! Fat, persuasive hero.


webuser: The Phoenix Mercury are my pick


sternest: Yucky excrement or happier him.


webuser: so you think the Chicago Sky will take it then?


sternest: Touchily gawkiest, thickish loony. That keen.


webuser: can they at least win 1 game ? it is their first time in the championships...


sternest: Twenty-eight animalist emaciates. Trim cheapish thrift on pithiness.


webuser: Brittany Griners eye tells me at least one of the 28 animalistic opportunities has occurred then


sternest: Fearlessly bantering to temerity. Athletic, sensational heathenism. Up repetitious concord.


webuser: i spelled her name wrong anyway.


sternest: Enragedly warm penny-wise halo.


webuser: so angelic Penny's temper will flare up?


sternest: Well-meaning, pulpiest necropsy. Flare.


webuser: I will be watching the game this evening. Go Mercury!


sternest: The imaginable lightweight cows. Yum! Reverencing.



(apparently sternest likes beef and love the Mercury.....

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(shrrew)

[jammerbirdi]

lol. that's good stuff.

[justintyme]

sternest: Hello!

webuser: Do the Tankers deserve their win?

sternest: Irreverent stinkweed hotheads.

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