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PostPosted: 08/19/06 12:16 pm    ::: Voepels latest column :) Reply Reply with quote
http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/columns/story?columnist=voepel_mechelle&id=2554016


It appears she's been reading the boards cause she has us pegged Cool


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LIBERTY OR DEATH: Cappie! Cappie! We want Cappie in the Garden! She's from Rutgers, just like Sue Wicks! You desert rats, send Cappie home!

SKYGUY: Actually, Cappie is "from" Chicago, so if the Mercury are going to be forced to send her anywhere, it's the Windy City. Because we just might want more than five victories next season.

MR. MERC: Forget it, Skyguy. Cappie's not going anywhere. But perhaps we could interest you in Sandora Irvin …

LIBERTY OR DEATH: Hah! I'll bet we're trading Shameka Christon, Barb Farris and Kelly Schumacher for her! I'm out of here. I'm done. One of my friends just bought a bagel that she said is in the EXACT shape of T-Spoon's forehead and I have to see this.



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PostPosted: 08/19/06 12:19 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Laughing Very Happy Laughing



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PostPosted: 08/19/06 12:22 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Great, now besides being the most hated we're now paranoids?
Can Liberty fans get a freaking break???

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PostPosted: 08/19/06 12:33 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
That was really funny. Laughing
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PostPosted: 08/19/06 12:40 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Genius Very Happy

Personally I hope they continue (occasionally, use moderation people) the coach mics. I'm nosy.
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PostPosted: 08/19/06 12:42 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time Laughing

So freakin' creative...

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PostPosted: 08/19/06 3:35 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Oh that is classic. Gotta love Mechelle Laughing



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PostPosted: 08/19/06 3:39 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Caune! LMFAO!! Laughing Laughing



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PostPosted: 08/19/06 3:57 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 08/20/06 1:13 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Sorry, this could be the best Voepel column ever...and that is saying something. Don't want this thread to get lost in Cometzilla.
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PostPosted: 08/20/06 2:27 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
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MR. MERC: People! Chill on the name-calling! We're all a little stressed because our teams are done. Well, except me, because I am already stoked about next season. You heard it here first: If Dee and Cappie can each average 55 points a game, I guaran-damn-tee you we WILL be in the 2007 playoffs!


Yeah, she nailed the hell outta we Merc fans! Although I think she's WAY off base.

They could do it averaging only 35. Laughing

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PostPosted: 08/20/06 8:22 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Does she do stand-up? Good stuff. It's always interesting to look at yourself through the other side of the lens.
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PostPosted: 08/21/06 8:03 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
This needs to be near the top. Come on, board junkies...READ the article! Mechelle has clearly been lurking!
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PostPosted: 08/21/06 8:57 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
I'm just envisioning the bagel and getting caught up in the whole "but bagels have big holes in the middle, and we don't want Spoon with one of those!" thing. And then I start craving bialys and I get distracted.



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PostPosted: 08/21/06 10:32 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Thanks to people for bumping this up, what a hoot!

She was able to use the same characters to riff on both the ESPN board and Rebkell--and the Sandora Irvin line, pitch perfect.
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PostPosted: 08/21/06 10:50 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
The only thing missing from the article was an Ann Strother thread...



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PostPosted: 08/21/06 10:54 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
lol Laughing



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PostPosted: 08/21/06 11:38 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
I re-read this at work today & still LMAO Laughing

Buy hey who needs the Lynx in the playoffs. After watching bits of some of the play-offs it came to mind "THINKLYNX" forgot to add we also get to watch:

Erin 'Wild Woman' Buescher collect the MIP award & maybe another ring.
(though "STUNG" can enjoy one as well)
And the Seattle "Lynx Northwest" Storm (w/Betty, JB & Shaun) battle MPLS Northsider Tamara Moore & the Sharks.
Couldn't get more fun for "THINKLYNX" Shocked

Edit:
Oh wait. T Moore status is in jeopardy since she was raised a Golden Gopher but renounced her citizenship to become a Bucky Badger. Upon further review, she must now be listed as questionable. Shocked Wink



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PostPosted: 08/23/06 7:42 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink I printed it and threw it in my notebook. So, I can read it again. It's been a while since I read something so funny , I got tears running down my face. I hope she does this again.



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