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dtsnms
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Posted: 01/06/06 12:38 pm ::: BRING IT ON SLOVYDAL BACKWARDS!!!! |
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No self-respecting Husky fan can actually say the name this weekend!
I was so successful before the UNC game it's time to start the talking now!!!!!
This one won't be a FLUKEr win for UT, as the Huskies have TURNer'd over a new leaf and are hitting their stride!!!
Candace will be PARKER'd on her behind when she crashes the middle vs Charde and Will!
UT will be HORN(buckle)-Swaggled by Mel Thomas and Ann Strother bombing in threes, while Renee Montgomery reminds Alexis what a REAL point guard is like.
Khalana will make Zolman GREENE with envy after UConn runs through Knoxville, leaving only a trail of signed copies of Geno's book behind!
GO HUSKIES!!!!!!!
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Alepp03
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Posted: 01/06/06 1:31 pm ::: |
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I don't know who I want to win this game, but I really want Strother to have a good one. Also, I will not be thrilled if it is a blowout. Worst thing that can happen during the course of a WCBB season is a disappointing UT-UConn game.
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ripleydc
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 4778 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: 01/06/06 2:22 pm ::: |
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courtesy of CThskzfn on the ESPN board...
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YOU MIGHT BE A LADY VOL FAN IF:
1. You cannot fathom why some people are irritated at multiple renditions of “Rocky Top.”
2. You think CDs of “Rocky Top” should be available at places like Eddie’s Auto Parts and Mack’s Rib Shack.
3. You believe that Geno is the anti-Christ and his teams are the spawns of Satan, and can’t understand why your minister never mentions that in his sermons.
4. You’ve asked Victoria’s Secret for camouflage pattern orange panties trimmed in Tennessee Sky blue with white lace.
5. You believe the only good thing about Connecticut is that it ain’t Massacheusetts.
6: You still believe that Svet was a KGB plant sent to sabotage the Connecticut firearms industry as part of a long term Commie takeover plot to disarm American citizens, and the truth of this is out there. Oh, if only RNA would use his considerable legal talents to sue the FBI under the Freedom of Information law to get the documents released!
7. You’ve ever celebrated a Lady Vol victory by playing “Rocky Top” on the juke box at the Waffle House.
8. You believe that “Auriemma” is an Italian word meaning “large rectum on shoulders of short man.”
9. You think Geno would be the perfect celebrity spokesman to help market Preparation H as a facial cream
10: You believe that a witty comment is, “If God ever gives the world an enema, He’ll stick it into the UConn campus and He won’t even lubricate the nozzle.” |
...the anti-Christ and the spawn of satan! AMEN to that! Go Lady Vols!
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24duzitall
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1293 Location: Kentucky
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caune
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 17919 Location: Valley of the Bun
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Posted: 01/06/06 3:24 pm ::: |
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ripleydc wrote: |
courtesy of CThskzfn on the ESPN board...
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YOU MIGHT BE A LADY VOL FAN IF:
1. You cannot fathom why some people are irritated at multiple renditions of “Rocky Top.”
2. You think CDs of “Rocky Top” should be available at places like Eddie’s Auto Parts and Mack’s Rib Shack.
3. You believe that Geno is the anti-Christ and his teams are the spawns of Satan, and can’t understand why your minister never mentions that in his sermons.
4. You’ve asked Victoria’s Secret for camouflage pattern orange panties trimmed in Tennessee Sky blue with white lace.
5. You believe the only good thing about Connecticut is that it ain’t Massacheusetts.
6: You still believe that Svet was a KGB plant sent to sabotage the Connecticut firearms industry as part of a long term Commie takeover plot to disarm American citizens, and the truth of this is out there. Oh, if only RNA would use his considerable legal talents to sue the FBI under the Freedom of Information law to get the documents released!
7. You’ve ever celebrated a Lady Vol victory by playing “Rocky Top” on the juke box at the Waffle House.
8. You believe that “Auriemma” is an Italian word meaning “large rectum on shoulders of short man.”
9. You think Geno would be the perfect celebrity spokesman to help market Preparation H as a facial cream
10: You believe that a witty comment is, “If God ever gives the world an enema, He’ll stick it into the UConn campus and He won’t even lubricate the nozzle.” |
...the anti-Christ and the spawn of satan! AMEN to that! Go Lady Vols! |
ROFL, that is funny!
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gpark33
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Posted: 01/06/06 3:40 pm ::: |
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Did anyone see the ESPN.com article with the excerpt from Geno's book? I may be way behind on the book and most news, but does anyone like Rene Portland? I wasn't expecting the Rene slam in the Pat/Geno references.
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ThreeBall25
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Posted: 01/06/06 3:51 pm ::: |
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Great DTS, we all know how well your little poem worked before the UNC game. Jynx.
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dtsnms
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CKent
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 140 Location: Smallville, Kansas
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Posted: 01/06/06 4:19 pm ::: |
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gpark33 wrote: |
Did anyone see the ESPN.com article with the excerpt from Geno's book? I may be way behind on the book and most news, but does anyone like Rene Portland? |
I did. Rene must truly represent The Ultimate Evil In The Galaxy if she can even bring Pat and Geno together. I liked that excerpt so much that I'm probably going to pick the book up now.
I think this is shaping up to be one of those "statement games" for Tennessee...which spells bad news for UConn.
My pick: A close game at the half, but not at the end. UT wins pulling away. Maybe even a blowout. The Lady Vols are jacked for this one.
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mikey87
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Posted: 01/06/06 4:26 pm ::: |
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the LADY VOLS are going to take this one it wont be a blowout but they'll win it because they are the better team point blank.
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bullsky
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O.G.
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ThreeBall25
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Posted: 01/06/06 5:03 pm ::: |
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COME ONE RYAN!!! LIGHTNING DOESN'T STRIKE TWICE!!!!! |
I hope not, and I'll be praying.
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gpark33
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Posted: 01/06/06 5:13 pm ::: |
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CKent wrote: |
I did. Rene must truly represent The Ultimate Evil In The Galaxy if she can even bring Pat and Geno together. I liked that excerpt so much that I'm probably going to pick the book up now.
I think this is shaping up to be one of those "statement games" for Tennessee...which spells bad news for UConn.
My pick: A close game at the half, but not at the end. UT wins pulling away. Maybe even a blowout. The Lady Vols are jacked for this one. |
I am tempted to go buy it too.
I agree with you this game has potential for UT to really do something. They seem to be making small statements by winning and having different people come up big for them so far this season. I am halfway expecting everyone to bring it for this game.
Not to say UCONN will not have an answer. I hope it's a good tight game.
On another note, is anyone expecting Parker to open up with her first dunk against UCONN at home???
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Sass
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Posted: 01/06/06 6:58 pm ::: |
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ripleydc wrote: |
courtesy of CThskzfn on the ESPN board...
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YOU MIGHT BE A LADY VOL FAN IF:
1. You cannot fathom why some people are irritated at multiple renditions of “Rocky Top.”
2. You think CDs of “Rocky Top” should be available at places like Eddie’s Auto Parts and Mack’s Rib Shack.
3. You believe that Geno is the anti-Christ and his teams are the spawns of Satan, and can’t understand why your minister never mentions that in his sermons.
4. You’ve asked Victoria’s Secret for camouflage pattern orange panties trimmed in Tennessee Sky blue with white lace.
5. You believe the only good thing about Connecticut is that it ain’t Massacheusetts.
6: You still believe that Svet was a KGB plant sent to sabotage the Connecticut firearms industry as part of a long term Commie takeover plot to disarm American citizens, and the truth of this is out there. Oh, if only RNA would use his considerable legal talents to sue the FBI under the Freedom of Information law to get the documents released!
7. You’ve ever celebrated a Lady Vol victory by playing “Rocky Top” on the juke box at the Waffle House.
8. You believe that “Auriemma” is an Italian word meaning “large rectum on shoulders of short man.”
9. You think Geno would be the perfect celebrity spokesman to help market Preparation H as a facial cream
10: You believe that a witty comment is, “If God ever gives the world an enema, He’ll stick it into the UConn campus and He won’t even lubricate the nozzle.” |
...the anti-Christ and the spawn of satan! AMEN to that! Go Lady Vols! |
yyyyyep, I'm a Vol fan.
I'm gonna have to roll out the haikus for this one.......brb......
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Sass
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Posted: 01/06/06 7:11 pm ::: |
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nameless uniforms
the man with the wall of hair
champs too many times
tired of them all
the epitome of evil
not your time to shine
Conn, take a number
it's not your turn for a while
need some new flava
young and fresh talent
that beloved fossil has
Summitt's on top now
blaze that orange brightly
Candace, Alexis, Shanna
show em how it's done
it's yours righteously
alla those trips ta tha Four
now you're number one
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bigbri131014
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Posted: 01/06/06 8:14 pm ::: |
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i have to work and wont be able to see the game.. LETS GO HUSKIES! BEAT THE ORANGE OUTTA TENNESSEE AND THE BABY BLUE OUTTA PAT'S JUMPSUIT THAT SHE WEARS EVERY DAMN TIME UT PLAYS UCONN!!!! GO HUSKIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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CKent
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jimmyk
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Posted: 01/06/06 10:34 pm ::: |
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ripleydc wrote: |
courtesy of CThskzfn on the ESPN board...
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YOU MIGHT BE A LADY VOL FAN IF:
1. You cannot fathom why some people are irritated at multiple renditions of “Rocky Top.”
2. You think CDs of “Rocky Top” should be available at places like Eddie’s Auto Parts and Mack’s Rib Shack.
3. You believe that Geno is the anti-Christ and his teams are the spawns of Satan, and can’t understand why your minister never mentions that in his sermons.
4. You’ve asked Victoria’s Secret for camouflage pattern orange panties trimmed in Tennessee Sky blue with white lace.
5. You believe the only good thing about Connecticut is that it ain’t Massacheusetts.
6: You still believe that Svet was a KGB plant sent to sabotage the Connecticut firearms industry as part of a long term Commie takeover plot to disarm American citizens, and the truth of this is out there. Oh, if only RNA would use his considerable legal talents to sue the FBI under the Freedom of Information law to get the documents released!
7. You’ve ever celebrated a Lady Vol victory by playing “Rocky Top” on the juke box at the Waffle House.
8. You believe that “Auriemma” is an Italian word meaning “large rectum on shoulders of short man.”
9. You think Geno would be the perfect celebrity spokesman to help market Preparation H as a facial cream
10: You believe that a witty comment is, “If God ever gives the world an enema, He’ll stick it into the UConn campus and He won’t even lubricate the nozzle.” |
...the anti-Christ and the spawn of satan! AMEN to that! Go Lady Vols! |
Just for fun, I've gotta answer these one by one.
1. Yes. I just don't understand it.
2. Yes.
3. Absolutely! I'm sure that's in some version of the Bible somewhere...must do research on that one.
4. Uh, no.
5. Nope. I like Massachusetts better. Maybe.
6. Yep. I've known it ever since and no one believed me.
7. Never been to a Waffle House, but I do play it on iTunes.
8. Hahahaha! Yeah, I guess so. But just on Tennessee/UConn gamedays. Other times, I can tolerate him, I guess.
9. Heh. That's funny. Perhaps.
10. Nah. That's a little much. There are many other places in the world that this one applies to.
There should be one in there about the whole Evil Empire thing.
By the way, I didn't realize that about Slovy's name either. Duh. Not that I think much about where names come from anyway, really.
Go Lady Vols!!!
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accommodatingly
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Posted: 01/07/06 12:42 am ::: |
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gpark33 wrote: |
Did anyone see the ESPN.com article with the excerpt from Geno's book? I may be way behind on the book and most news, but does anyone like Rene Portland? |
Apparently Suzie McConnell-Serio does (heavy sigh).
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pilight
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