I worked for a place that gave out those merchant tags that you attach to your key ring. A guy came in, asked for a tissue, then proceeded to plop a set of keys on the counter. He said that he had just pulled them out of a septic tank.
I could tell that the tag was an old one by the number one it, but I tried searching for the owner anyway. Thankfully, nothing came up and he left with them. Probably has a display case or something of things that he has found. As someone who had a habit of sometimes holding my keys with my mouth, I still can't imagine ever using those keys again.
Time to clean the counter - with every solution I could find!!!!!!!! Regular cleaner, window cleaner, hand sanitizer, peroxide.
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"Women are judged on their success, men on their potential. It’s time we started believing in the potential of women." —Muffet McGraw
“Thank you for showing the fellas that you've got more balls than them,” Haley said, to cheers from the crowd.