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The doctor said, " Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles
to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell
of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to livefor He had no choice but to go under
the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for
the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing
an important part of himself. As he walked down the
street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He
could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what
I need - a new suit." He entered the shop and told the
salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and
then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's
see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe 's waist and said,
"Let's see, size 36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I
was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, " You can't wear a size 34.
A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit = $400
New shirt = $ 36
New underwear = $ 6

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