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PostPosted: 01/25/05 8:56 am    ::: WNBA headlines part deux (humour) Reply Reply with quote
Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi go one-on-one:
Slash fic writers asked to remove minds from gutter

More WNBA players come out of the closet:
"It was getting too crowded and Tausha Mills and Ebony Hoffman ate all of the food"

Seth Sulka pulled over for DUI:
"Driving under the influence of Brian Agler can be very dangerous" explains highway patrol.

Betty Lennox and Tamicha Jackson open new wing of the Betty Ford clinic:
For "chuck-a-holism"

European players criticise American counterparts for lack of manners:
"They don’t step back and give us room to shoot"

Tom Maher discovers new Australian talent:
"I’ve never seen this Penny Taylor before... why wasn’t she on the Sydney 2000 squad?"

Blaze anoints Hammon as Liberty’s saviour:
Liberty fans anoint Blaze as the Antichrist

ESPN commentating team dumped:
Did not fulfil quota of Karl Malone/Cheryl Ford comments

Ann Meyers and Lisa Leslie make guest appearance on Sesame Street:
Sesame Street announces Letter of the Day is "I"
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PostPosted: 01/25/05 9:01 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
European players criticise American counterparts for lack of manners:
"They don’t step back and give us room to shoot, like the American men do"



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PostPosted: 01/25/05 9:38 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote
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Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi go one-on-one:
Slash fic writers asked to remove minds from gutter


Our minds LIVE in the gutter! Where else would we get some of the truly bizarre ideas that inspire us? Razz

Seriously, though, your headlines are at least hysterical, unlike some.



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PostPosted: 01/25/05 9:44 am    ::: Re: WNBA headlines part deux (humour) Reply Reply with quote
Keegan wrote:
Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi go one-on-one:
Slash fic writers asked to remove minds from the gutter.


One-on-one?...Diana and Sue?... Who ever heard of such a thing? I'm apalled....horrified. Confused. Slightly aroused. hee hee.


Is there life out of the gutter??? *giggle* This is very cute.
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