RebKell's Junkie Boards

[Keegan]

Maria Stepanova speaks out against global warming:
"Phoenix, still too hot for bebe"

Grace Daley blackballed from WNBA:
"We have more than enough dodgy 2 guards who can't shoot" WNBA GMs say

Slobodanka Tuvic called for two pre-game fouls after glancing at the opposition

Penny Toler explains the signing of Tamika Whitmore:
"We were paying for quantity, not quality"

Margo Dydek's game continues to deteriorate in the WNBA:
Proves axiom "You can't teach size"

Chasity Melvin encourages team-mates to work harder:
"Somebody has to compensate for my half arsed-ness"

Detroit and Phoenix in intense trade negotiations:
Sulka apparently willing to give dignity away for very little

Lauren Jackson named "Australian Sportswoman of the Year":
Aussie sporting public ask "What stroke does she swim?"

Ann Meyers presents MVP trophy:
Fawns over Lisa Leslie but then says "You weren't nearly as good as me back in the day..."

DeForge tells fellow players to be wary:
Of drunken fans bearing tabasco sauce, near one's drink (true story, sorry aml10 )

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[mb]

Nice!

[CamrnCrz1974]

Phoenix too hot for bebe...one of my all-time faves.

[Slovydal]