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4ever_bball_fan
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| What's up with Cousin Moishe these days?
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dtsnms
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| Posted: 04/19/05 12:20 pm ::: |
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Last I talked to him, he figured with Passover coming this weekend he had a shot at this Pope gig. I tried to tell him to stick to gefilte fish, but noooo he felt he could run for pope on his idea to change those nasty tasting communion wafers to a bagel and shmear of cream cheese.
I told him it wouldn't fly...
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4ever_bball_fan
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| Posted: 04/19/05 12:40 pm ::: |
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| I just hope Dear Moishe is no longer driving an automobile...God love him!
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dtsnms
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| Posted: 04/19/05 12:43 pm ::: |
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| 4ever_bball_fan wrote: |
| I just hope Dear Moishe is no longer driving an automobile...God love him! |
He still is! He slides behind the wheel of that '98 Lincoln Town Car with the broken head light and the signal light that always stays on, gets into the left lane and off he goes. It's a wonder he doesn't kill someone....
You'd think he'd at least get a light bulb so Sophie wouldn't have to sit in the dark and wait for your other cousin to come and change it!
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CamrnCrz1974
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| Posted: 04/19/05 12:48 pm ::: |
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| You'd think he'd at least get a light bulb so Sophie wouldn't have to sit in the dark and wait for your other cousin to come and change it! |
G-d willing Sophie is still alive when someone decides to pay attention to her. I mean, who is she? Just a grandmother. Just someone who loves you.
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4ever_bball_fan
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| Posted: 04/19/05 12:50 pm ::: |
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But Cousin Hiram is so busy with the ponies, he barely has time for Aunt Yetta, I gotta tell ya.
Don't they have a super in their building for such a thing?
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dtsnms
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| Posted: 04/19/05 12:53 pm ::: |
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| But Sophie doesn't want to be a bother and call him. It's okay, she'll just sit in the dark and wait for the phone to not ring.
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CamrnCrz1974
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| Posted: 04/19/05 1:43 pm ::: |
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| Oy, g'noock with the white smoke already. The whole thing is oongepatchke.
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dtsnms
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| Posted: 04/19/05 1:46 pm ::: |
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you're just mad that they won't let you smoke anymore with that oxygen tank you carry around now you old mashooganah coot!
You can't have your lucky strikes so no one else can have any pleasure?
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4ever_bball_fan
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| Posted: 04/19/05 1:59 pm ::: |
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Ladies and gentlemen, the previous two posts are an example of what this board will look like in 30 years...
Oy, indeed.
Carry on, Cousins...
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dtsnms
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| Posted: 04/19/05 2:09 pm ::: |
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| I heard they chose that Ratzinger the new Pope! Oy, he is so funny! When he played that Cliff guy in Cheers, I almost plotzed whenever he was on! He reminded me of your Uncle Manny!!!!!!
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4ever_bball_fan
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| Posted: 04/19/05 2:56 pm ::: |
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Uncle Manny??? What about your Uncle Sy?? Isn't he the one that couldn't find any fresh lamb that year, so he brougth a few chops from the Piggly Wiggly? And didn't he bring that awful Mogan David blackberry wine instead of the Maneshevitz?
How can a family remember the Passover with such goings on?
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| Posted: 04/19/05 5:49 pm ::: |
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this new guy looks kinda old. Pilight, it would probably be a safe bet, to add him to you list._________________ (¯`v´¯ 
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| Posted: 04/19/05 5:51 pm ::: |
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| And didn't he bring that awful Mogan David blackberry wine instead of the Maneshevitz? |
Ah, Mogen David. Good vintage...June.
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Keegan
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| Posted: 04/19/05 6:20 pm ::: |
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Keegan
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| Posted: 04/20/05 8:47 am ::: |
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| well I started it reasonably serious...it just kind of took on a life of it's own! |
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| Posted: 04/21/05 9:46 am ::: |
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Not to be on topic, but the pope has an email address:
benedictxvi@vatican.va
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