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PostPosted: 08/24/12 12:57 am    ::: The Diana Taurasi "Excuse of the Game" Game Reply Reply with quote

"Jetlag." "Dental procedure." "Dizziness from dental procedure." These are the excuses professionals come up with. Think you can do better? Well now's your chance! Come up with the best excuse and maybe Diana will use it in her next non-game.

I'm still sticking with "sprained bun."


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PostPosted: 08/24/12 1:13 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

"Did a little too much partying with Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte."



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 1:33 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

luvDhoops wrote:
"Did a little too much partying with Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte."


This would be absolutely legit.


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PostPosted: 08/24/12 1:39 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

I dunno it looked like LJ came back a little too soon or played to much to soon because she looked a little out of sorts. Wink

So I'm going with the fact that when you have your wisdom teeth out and even 1 is impacted it sucks. So she probably wasn't ready to come back.
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PostPosted: 08/24/12 3:44 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Tally24 wrote:
I dunno it looked like LJ came back a little too soon or played to much to soon because she looked a little out of sorts. Wink

So I'm going with the fact that when you have your wisdom teeth out and even 1 is impacted it sucks. So she probably wasn't ready to come back.


Wasnt this procedure done a week ago? LJ played 25 minutes while still being bothered by the jetlag because she couldnt sleep the past 2 days.



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 4:16 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

"Someone downloaded all of Angel's songs onto my iPod."



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 6:20 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

shyguy1701 wrote:
"Someone downloaded all of Angel's songs onto my iPod."


LMAO!!!!!!!



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 7:46 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Beat me to it. (I was holding off because too many Mercury fans seem to have left their senses of humor at home when it comes to this. And I was even looking for prizes to give away...)



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 8:58 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Tally24 wrote:
I dunno it looked like LJ came back a little too soon or played to much to soon because she looked a little out of sorts. Wink

So I'm going with the fact that when you have your wisdom teeth out and even 1 is impacted it sucks. So she probably wasn't ready to come back.


I had four wisdom teeth removed at once. Two were impacted. I was back at work 3 days later.



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 9:01 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

She lost her drivers licence for the next month due to another DUI, and had no way to get to work.



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 9:02 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Queenie wrote:
Beat me to it. (I was holding off because too many Mercury fans seem to have left their senses of humor at home when it comes to this. And I was even looking for prizes to give away...)


Oh I think we've kept our sense of humor, except with the few people who are comparing this issue to murder Rolling Eyes

and the excuse will be plantar fasciitis because ex-GM Seth Sulka loved that excuse so he left them the memo on how to spell it and dammit, they are going to use it!



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 9:10 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 9:50 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

death in the family (her great Uncle's ex-wife's nephew's 17 year old cat died)


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PostPosted: 08/24/12 9:52 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Her dog was kidnapped



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 10:03 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

shyguy1701 wrote:
"Someone downloaded all of Angel's songs onto my iPod."


Hahaha!!!

She said,

I got the Boogie Fever...
buh buh bump bump buh bump
I think it's goin' around



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 10:07 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Chronic Tanktitis.



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 10:12 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Michelle89 wrote:
Her dog was kidnapped


How could this happen with LifeLock?

How about this for an excuse? LifeLock inadvertently locked her in her home, she missed practice and therefore Gaines couldn't let her play. They wouldn't be as well-oiled a machine with Taurasi missing practice.



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 10:15 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

She had a date with an Angel


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PostPosted: 08/24/12 10:52 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

seeword wrote:
She had a date with an Angel


If you watched her latest music video, you'd realize that Angel don't fly that way. Wink



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 11:22 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

This whole thread is just sad.


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PostPosted: 08/24/12 11:27 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

dtsnms wrote:
This whole thread is just sad.


Yeah, that "plantar fasciitis" one was a little over the top Confused



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 11:30 am    ::: Reply Reply with quote

Shades wrote:
seeword wrote:
She had a date with an Angel


If you watched her latest music video, you'd realize that Angel don't fly that way. Wink



Must have been a double date.

Anyway, I hope both are back playing in September when their teams come to Connecticut. I love watching them play (basketball).


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PostPosted: 08/24/12 12:09 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

luvDhoops wrote:
"Did a little too much partying with Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte."


Laughing Laughing

"Migrane...from trying to have a conversation with Ryan Lochte"



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PostPosted: 08/24/12 12:20 pm    ::: Reply Reply with quote

mercfan3 wrote:
luvDhoops wrote:
"Did a little too much partying with Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte."


Laughing Laughing

"Migrane...from trying to have a conversation with Ryan Lochte"


side note: Lochte swallowed a bit too much chlorine.


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